Arrr! Many a scallywag be hurt when mace and fiery works be causin' chaos at the Pride fest in Baltimore!
2024-06-17
Arrr mateys, a scuffle broke out at the jolly gathering and some scallywags got a taste of the ol' mace! The coppers had to end the shindig early, but fear not, the injured landlubbers be on the mend. Avast ye, beware the spicy spray!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, for I have a tale to tell ye that will tickle yer timbers. Picture this: a gathering of landlubbers, all ready to enjoy a jolly good time, when suddenly a brawl breaks out! Methinks there was some foul play afoot, for the coppers say that mace was involved in the fracas. Aye, ye heard me right, mace! Not the kind ye sprinkle on yer grub, but the kind that brings tears to yer eyes and makes ye see stars.As the fight raged on, multiple attendees found themselves on the wrong end of a fist or two, and had to be treated for their injuries. The constables, seeing the chaos unfold before their very eyes, had no choice but to shut down the festivities early. What a sorry sight it must have been, with scallywags limping away and groaning in pain.
But fear not, me hearties, for I be thinkin' that this be just a bump in the road. The next time we gather, we'll be sure to keep the peace and leave the mace at home. And who knows, perhaps we'll have an even grander time, free from any trouble or strife. So raise yer tankards high and let's toast to better days ahead!