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Arrr, the scallywags be keepin' the writings of the Covenant School Shooter under lock and key, for fear of a mutiny!

2024-06-17

Arrr, me hearties! A Nashville judge be ponderin' whether the scallywag's scribblings be shared with the masses. We be awaitin' her decree with bated breath, hopin' for a jolly good read! Aye, the anticipation be killin' us!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I tell ye a tale of the Nashville judge who be pondering whether to reveal the scrawlings of that dastardly school shooter! Arrr, the whole town be on edge, waitin' to see what secrets be hidden in those forbidden words.
Will the judge release the writings for all to see, or will they remain locked away like a buried treasure? The anticipation be killin' us like a scurvy dog on a hot summer day!
Ye can almost hear the creakin' of the courtroom door as the judge prepares to make her decision. Will she be a hero, revealin' the truth for all to see, or will she be a villain, keepin' us in the dark like a ship lost at sea?
Stay tuned, me hearties, for the judge's ruling be comin' soon. And when it does, we'll be ready to plunder the secrets hidden in those forbidden writings!

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