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Arrr, Mayor Adams be sayin' he be backin' a mask ban to stop scallywags! Coverin' yer face be fer landlubbers!

2024-06-17

Arrr mateys, th' Mayor of New York City, Eric Adams, be backin' th' Gov'rnor's decree o' makin' all scallywags wear masks t' prevent trouble at protests 'n th' subway. Aye, 'tis a strange way t' fight crime, but who be I t' question th' cap'ns in charge?

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, New York City Mayor Eric Adams be sayin' on Monday that he be supportin' a ban on masks in the Big Apple, especially in places like subways and protests to be stoppin' crime, and sayin' that "cowards cover their faces." Arrr!Adams met with the reporters on Monday afternoon and was asked about bringin' back a mask ban. And last week, Gov. Kathy Hochul of New York be sayin' she be thinkin' about bringin' back a ban on masks in her state to be reducin' crime. But some folks on social media be disagreein' because they still be afraid of the COVID-19 virus.During an interview with CNN, Hochul be talkin' about bringin' back the mask ban to be reducin' crime in New York City, especially antisemitic hate crimes. Jewish leaders be sayin' that masks be makin' violent offenders less afraid to commit hate crimes.Adams be sayin' that proper implementation be the key to the mask ban and that it will be helpin' to reduce the "despicable hate behavior" in the city. He also be pointin' out that masks be not new and that cowards be the ones coverin' their faces while doin' terrible things.Adams be supportin' Hochul's proposal and be hopin' that it be stoppin' the crimes happenin' in the city. He be tellin' those who protest to stand up and show their faces while believin' and talkin' about what they stand for. Arrr!

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