The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr matey! Biden be grantin' protection to them undocumented spouses of U.S. citizens. Aye, the seas be changin'!

2024-06-18

Arr matey, the new decree be a mighty deed to safeguard our fellow shipmates from foreign lands! 'Tis a boon for 500,000 souls who've made their home in these American waters for many a moon. Aye, a bold move indeed!

Arr matey, listen up ye scallywags! Thar be some big news on the horizon for all ye landlubbers in the United States. A new policy has been set forth to protect the immigrants who have been livin' in these lands for more than a decade, aye!
This here policy be a game-changer, affectin' about 500,000 people who be callin' the United States their home. 'Tis a significant action indeed, makin' waves in the high seas of immigration policies. Ye best believe it's causin' quite the stir among the masses!
So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and prepare for some smooth sailin' ahead for these long-time residents. It be a sign that the winds of change be blowin' in their favor, and that their rights and futures be protected under the flag of the stars and stripes.
So raise a toast to this news, me fellow pirates, and let's celebrate this victory for our immigrant brethren. May they continue to thrive and prosper in these bountiful lands, free from the fear of deportation and uncertainty. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum for all!

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