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Arrr, the scallywag judge be puttin' a stop to Iowa's hunt for illegal land lubbers. Fair winds, mateys!

2024-06-18

Arrr, a scallywag judge be tellin' Iowa they can't be sendin' off them illegal immigrants! 'Tis like tellin' a pirate he can't be plunderin' the high seas. Unconstitutional, they say! What next, no more walkin' the plank? Blimey!

Ahoy mateys! Ye be hearin' the tale of a federal judge in Iowa who be puttin' a stop to the state's plans to enforce its own immigration laws. The scallywag law in Iowa would have let the state charge illegal immigrants with criminal offenses if they be havin' deportation orders or were denied entry to the U.S. But the judge, Stephen Locher, says no way! He be thinkin' federal immigration law be trumpin' state laws, so he be blockin' it for now.In his ruling, Locher be sayin' the Iowa law be walkin' the plank in terms of constitutional law because federal law be the big boss. The governor, Kim Reynolds, be signin' the law earlier this year, but now she be plannin' to fight back against the judge's ruling. She be blamin' President Biden for makin' them pass the law in the first place, callin' his border policies a mess.Arrr, it be a battle on the high seas of the legal system! The Justice Department be eyein' a similar law in Oklahoma too. The fight be far from over, but for now, the Iowa law be walkin' the plank.May the winds of justice blow in favor of the law-abidin' folk!

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