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Biden be ready to be makin' up more rules on who can and can't come aboard our ship! Arrr!

2024-06-18

Arrr matey! Trump be givin' Biden a good whackin' on illegal immigration, and now Biden be ready to hand him another hammer. 'Tis a battle of the hammers on the high seas of politics!

Avast ye mateys! Word on the high seas be that President Biden be aimin' to issue an executive order givin' rights to landlubbers in the United States without a proper invitation. Arrr, there be between 10 and 25 million of these scallywags, sneakin' in through all manner o' ways - over borders, through tunnels, and even by boat!The New York Times be sayin' that more than 10 million have crossed the southern border without a proper invite since Biden took the helm. The former president be right to call out Biden's lack o' control on the borders, mateys.But now Biden be tryin' to grant privileges to these uninvited guests, mixin' up the issues of border security and what to do with those already in the country without permission. The border needs to be secured to protect both the nation and the migrants themselves.Some scallywags need to be sent packin', especially the criminals and extremists. Biden best not be tryin' to grant 'em citizenship through shady executive orders. The Constitution be clear on this matter!Let's focus on what's urgent - securin' the border and dealin' with the criminals and extremists. The rest can be handled with compassion and respect for the law. If Biden crosses the line, ye can be sure Trump will be ready to make him walk the plank!

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