The Booty Report

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Avast ye mateys! The crown finally sees the plunderin' of native lands by damns be a scurvy deed! Arrr!

2024-06-19

Avast ye mateys! The Biden administration be speakin' of federal dams causin' mischief in the Columbia River Basin, harmin' local villages. They be promisin' to bring back them native fish to the waters. Aye, let's hope they be successful in their quest!

Arrr, me hearties! Hear ye, hear ye! The scallywags in the Biden administration be admittin' that them federal dams in the Columbia River Basin be causin' trouble fer the local folk. Aye, ye heard right! Them dams be inflictin' damage on the very communities they were meant to be helpin'.
But fear not, me mateys! The Biden administration be swearin' to make things right by restorin' the native fish to the ecosystem. Aye, ye heard that right too! They be wantin' to bring back them fish that be belongin' there from the start.
So let's raise a tankard of grog to the Biden administration, me hearties! Let's hope they be true to their word and make things right by the good folks in the Columbia River Basin. And who knows, maybe one day we'll be able to sail those waters without worryin' about the damage them dams be causin'. Arrr!

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