The Booty Report

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Arrr matey, Kamala Harris be eyein' Mark Kelly fer her second mate on the grand ship of politics! Aye!

2024-07-26

Arr matey, this 'ere Arizona sailin' senator be not just any landlubber. 'E be a Navy veteran and a former sky sailor! But what be most impressin' be 'is knowledge of the Southern border, a treasure worth more'n gold doubloons! Arr!

Arrr, mateys! Listen up as I tell ye about the Arizona senator, a salty ol' Navy veteran and former astronaut, aye. This scurvy dog be havin' a political résumé as strong as the rum we be drinkin', I tell ye! But what many landlubbers be forgettin' is his expertise on the Southern border, arrr!
This savvy sailor knows the ins and outs of border security like the back o' his hook hand, aye! He be navigatin' treacherous waters and fightin' off scallywags who be tryin' to sneak across our borders, arrr! With his knowledge and experience, he be standin' strong in the face o' adversity, just like a true pirate would!
So next time ye be talkin' about this Arizona senator, remember to tip yer hat to his skills on the Southern border, aye. He be a force to be reckoned with, aye, and no scallywag be able to outsmart him when it comes to protectin' our shores, arrr!

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