Arrr, beware ye scurvy dogs! Boar's Head be recallin' some o' their deli meats due to a deadly listeria outbreak!
2024-07-26
Arrr mateys, the King's agents be lookin' into whether the scallywags at Boar's Head be slicin' up tainted meat that be sendin' poor souls to Davy Jones' locker with the dreaded listeriosis! Two souls lost, aye, 'tis a serious matter for us landlubbers!
They be investigatin' the Boar's Head meat like a pirate searchin' for hidden treasure. Arr, me hearties, the stakes be high in this dangerous game of food safety. Ye best be wary of what ye be eatin' from them deli counters, lest ye befall the same fate as them poor souls who have already met Davy Jones in the afterlife.
So heed this warning me mateys, and keep a weather eye on the meat ye be consuming. The USDA be on the case, but it be up to us to protect ourselves from this deadly threat. Stay safe, me hearties, and may the winds of good health be at yer backs as ye sail through the treacherous waters of deli meats.