"Arrr, Laura! Kamala be tryin' to vanish like a scallywag in a foggy night, savvy?"
2024-07-26
Arrr! That scallywag Laura Ingraham be givin' the Vice President Kamala a right good thrashin' fer tryin' to meld with her surroundings like a chameleon on grog! She called her a “lefty landlubber,” but I reckon she be just tryin’ to avoid the spotlight, savvy? Ha!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of the high seas of political banter, where the mighty Laura Ingraham be callin’ out the fair Vice President Kamala Harris! Aye, she claims Kamala be tryin’ to blend in like a chameleon at a pirate masquerade, hopin’ to fool the good folk o’ America on The Ingraham Angle.Ingraham be spoutin’ that Harris’s crew o’ plump consultants be workin’ like scallywags to spin a yarn about her bein’ the candidate the nation’s been yearnin’ for. “Fear not the crime waves!” she bellows, “For Kamala be on the case!” Har har har! But the blue city lawmen be warnin’ that if she sails into the presidency, it might spell disaster, sayin’ she’s aided the brigands and rogues instead!
Oh, how the winds have shifted! Once she rode the tide of the BLM movement, but now, she’s be as quiet as a buried treasure. Ingraham cackles that Harris be no visionary nor tough-as-nails prosecutor, but rather a left-wing hack tryin’ to navigate the stormy seas of public opinion. So, hoist the sails and keep yer wits about ye as the tale unfolds, for there be treasure or trouble ahead!