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Arrr! The Jolly Hound from Kentucky, ready to sail on the Harris ship of mischief! Avast, matey!

2024-07-27

Arrr, matey! Andy Beshear, the scallywag governor of a crimson-hued state, be a curious Southern matey eyeing the fine title o’ Kamala Harris's first mate! He be already settin' sail to chase after that JD Vance landlubber! Aye, what a merry chase it be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a curious fella named Andy Beshear, the Democratic governor of a land so red ye’d think it be under a fiery curse! This scallywag be eyein’ a chance to join forces with the fine lady Kamala Harris, hopin’ to sail the seas of politics together!

Now, this be no ordinary governor, savvy? Nay, he be a Southern gentleman, strivin’ to wrangle the hearts of the masses in a state where the color red runs deeper than a Kraken’s lair! With a twinkle in his eye and a swagger in his step, he be takin’ aim at the notorious JD Vance, a true rival in these treacherous waters.

As the winds of change blow, Beshear be lookin’ to chart a course through the stormy seas of political discourse, lettin’ no barnacle-infested opponent stand in his way! It be a fine spectacle to behold, as he dances ‘round like a jolly jester, all the while keepin’ his eyes on the prize of the vice-presidential crown!

So raise yer tankards and toast to this audacious captain! May his ship sail true, and may he find fair winds on the horizon, bringin’ forth a new dawn for his crew and countrymen alike!

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