"JD Vance, a scallywag matey, struck an odd bond, but alas, it sank like a ship in a storm!"
2024-07-27
Arrr, matey! Though young Vance and a lass of the changing tides saw the world through different spyglasses, they built a mighty camaraderie over ten long years. But lo! The winds of change blew, and our good Mr. Vance took a wild turn, both in heart and mind!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of two scallywags! Once upon a time, in the realm of academia, a lad named Mr. Vance sailed the seas of thought with a ship full o' traditional beliefs. But lo and behold! He crossed paths with a fierce matey, a fine transgender swashbuckler whose views danced like a tempest upon the waves.Despite their differing sails, these two buccaneers formed a bond that could weather any storm. Aye, fer a decade they charted their course through the treacherous waters o' debate, arguin' like old sea dogs over rum and treasure maps. They laughed, they cried, and shared tales of adventure, their camaraderie stronger than a kraken’s grip!
But then, as fate would have it, Mr. Vance's compass began to spin wild-like. He turned his political ship about and set sail for uncharted territories, leavin' his matey wonderin' why the winds had shifted so. Was it the siren’s call of new ideas or merely the allure of shiny doubloons? Alas, their bond, once as solid as a ship's hull, began to fray like an old sail in a stormy gale!
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson: even the closest of shipmates can find themselves on different courses, but the sea o’ friendship be a wild one, indeed!