Arrr, to battle that sly Kamala's trickery, hoist yer jolly tune and let yer heart sing like a parrot on a perch!
2024-07-26
Arrr, me hearties! To battle the foul winds of disinformation, we be breakin' into a shanty! So, hoist the sails and lend yer ears to these three merry tunes, twistin' the tale o' Kamala Harris and her many a role! Sing loud, or walk the plank!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the tumultuous seas of politics, where misinformation be the treacherous kraken lurking beneath the waves! By the stars, the Biden crew hath shown us that when the winds of falsehood blow, the best way to combat 'em be through a merry tune!In the midst of Vice President Kamala Harris' maiden campaign voyage, we spotted three egregious lies. First, the scallywags in the media claimed she ne’er served as the border czar, despite the captain himself, Joe Biden, appointing her to the task! Aye, she was as much a czar as a parrot be a pirate’s best mate! So, hoist the sails and sing along to a jolly jig, "South of the Border," for the truth be that millions still crossed the border whilst she sat as czar!
Next, they spun a yarn about Kamala winning her title through grassroots efforts, when in truth, it be the party bosses callin' the shots! Let us chant “It Had to Be Kamala,” for the people be forgotten in this madcap dance of politics!
Lastly, as history be rewritten faster than a ship can sail, we find the leftist Kamala scrubbed to present a new moderate visage. So join me in belting out “Wash that Woke Right Out of My Hair,” for together we shall combat the storm of misinformation with a hearty song! Yarrr!