Arrr, Pennsylvania scallywags be warnin' Harris o' the treacherous choice of that landlubber Shapiro for the first mate!
2024-07-27
Arrr! A scallywag candidate fer the treasure o' Pennsylvania be callin' Gov. Josh Shapiro a rascally sexist, claimin' he be shovelin' dirt on a scandal o' the lecherous sort, all wrapped up in a sneaky squawk on the social seas! Aye, the winds be blowin' spicy!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of political tempest brewin’ in the land o’ Pennsylvania! Erin McClelland, a Democrat settin’ her sights on the treasurer’s chest o’ gold, be takin’ aim at the guv’nor, Josh Shapiro, warnin’ Vice President Kamala Harris to seek another matey for her ship of state!McClelland be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest, endorsin’ North Carolina’s own Roy Cooper as the finest first mate for the vice presidency, claimin’ she wants a companion who won’t be underminin’ the captain or sweepin’ scandals under the rug. Aye, she be referencin’ a ruckus that rocked Shapiro’s crew last year, where a former aide faced accusations of sexual harassment. Despite the storm, Shapiro be sailin’ on with a high favorability, but the winds be blowin’ chilly from some party mates!
The Democratic Party’s captain, Sharif Street, be offended by McClelland’s cannon fire, but she be standin’ firm, claimin’ she be merely callin’ out the truth. With a wink and a nod, she pledged to support whatever ship sails under the Democratic flag! So, raise your tankards, ye landlubbers, for a political hullabaloo that be makin’ waves on the high seas of Pennsylvania! Arrr!