The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

“Avast, me mateys! Let’s teach the art of rum-drinking and treasure-hunting, not all that landlubber activism nonsense!”

2024-07-27

Avast ye! Colleges 'n universities be sinkin' like a leaky ship, or so says a goodly number o' landlubbers 'n sea dogs alike! Even the merchants be shakin' their heads, claimin' we’re raisin’ a crew o' scallywags, not scholars! Arrr, what a fine mess!

Aye matey, it be clear as the sun settin’ on the horizon: colleges and universities be flounderin’, and the good folks of America be takin’ notice! A recent report from Gallup and Lumina shows that more scallywags are losin’ faith in higher learnin’, with only 36% holdin’ a glimmer of confidence. It be a far cry from the nearly 60% who had faith in 2015, aye!

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