Arrr! Minnesota's Governor be callin’ Trump and Vance 'strange sea dogs'! Aye, what a jolly bunch of scallywags!
2024-07-27
Arrr! Gov. Tim Walz be throwin’ barbs at Trump an’ his scallywag mate, JD Vance, at a shindig in St. Cloud, Minn. Just 'fore the pair o’ landlubbers be settin’ sail fer their own campaign frolic! Aye, the seas be stormy with jests!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale from the landlubber shores of St. Cloud, Minn.! Our brave Gov. Tim Walz, with a wit sharper than a cutlass, did take the stage and set his sights upon the infamous captain of the Republican ship, one Donald Trump! Aye, he be a bold buccaneer, and right before the scurvy dogs stepped foot ashore, Walz unleashed a cannonade of jests at them!With a hearty laugh and a twinkle in his eye, Walz did poke fun at Trump and his trusty first mate, JD Vance, who be more lost than a treasure map in a storm! “Ye call that a campaign?” he be asking the crowd, raising a tankard of grog in merriment. The crowd roared like a ship full of rowdy pirates, feasting on the folly of the GOP duo who be sailing into their own storm of words!
As the sun set low and the sea of Minnesotans cheered, Walz proved that ye can take the pirate out of the sea, but ye can’t take the sea out of the pirate! So here’s to jests and jabs, for a merry time be had by all, as the good governor turned the tide in this political tempest!