Arrr! Harris be hoistin’ her first treasure hunt, claimin’ “We be the scallywags of the sea!” Avast, matey!
2024-07-27
Arrr, at the grand shindig, where coins o' fortune overflowed like a mighty treasure chest, Vice President Kamala Harris unleashed a tongue sharper than a cutlass on that scallywag Donald J. Trump and his matey JD Vance! Aye, 'twas a right jolly affair!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from a grand event where the fair Vice President Kamala Harris be raisin’ a mighty treasure of over $1.4 million doubloons! Aye, 'twas a sight to behold, like a ship laden with gold on a calm sea!With the wind at her back and a fire in her belly, this fine lady took the stage, brandishin’ her words like a cutlass. She set her sights upon the notorious Donald J. Trump and his scallywag matey, JD Vance! “Arrr, ye landlubbers,” she cried, “I’ll have no more of yer shenanigans! Ye be as welcome as a storm at sea!”
With each phrase, she cut through the air, makin’ it clear that she’d not be fooled by their trickery. Her message be sharper than a shark’s tooth, and the crowd roared like a cannon blast as she danced around the foes of her cause. Oh, how the rum flowed and the laughter echoed as she sailed through her speech, leavin’ no doubt that she be a force to reckon with!
So raise yer tankards high and toast to Kamala, for she be a true captain in these treacherous waters of politics, navigatin’ the storm with a wit as sharp as any sword! Arrr!