The Booty Report

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Ahoy! Firerose be sayin’ after the scandal, “There be light at the end o’ the tunnel, matey!” Arrr!

2024-07-27

Arrr, matey! Firerose, the lass who once sailed with Billy Ray Cyrus, be spillin' the beans on the seas of social media after the ruckus of him shoutin' like a scallywag! Aye, the tides of gossip be turnin’ quick, like a parrot on a sugar rush!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of high seas drama, where the winds be blowin' foul fer one Billy Ray Cyrus and his fair lass, Firerose! Aye, a secret audio hath surfaced, spillin' the beans on Cyrus, who be rantin’ like a mad captain over his ex-wife, callin' her all manner o’ names that would make a sailor blush!

Firerose, the fair damsel, took to her social media ship to declare her gratitude fer the support she's received, hintin' at a bright light at the end o' the tunnel—though she be callin’ in the aid of a psychologist to boot! She be taggin' swabs who specialize in heal’n from the treacherous waters of narcissism, savvy?

As the tale unfolds, Cyrus be claimin' his lass tried to usurp his very name and career, thinkin’ she be a pirate plunderin' his treasure. Their love voyage lasted but seven moons before Cyrus sought to annul it, listin' “inappropriate conduct” as the reason. Rumors swirl o’ a jealous quarrel over a performance with a lass named Nicki Minaj, leadin' to a stormy confrontation!

So hoist the sails, me mateys! This saga of love gone awry be one fer the ages, where the seas be choppy and the hearts be heavy. Arrr!

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