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Arrr! Trump be sayin' Kamala's parley with Netanyahu be as terrible as a scallywag's breath—insultin' indeed!

2024-07-27

Arrr, the scallywag Trump, once captain o' the White House, be callin’ Vice President Harris’ parley with that Netanyahu chap a right terrible insult! Aye, ‘tis like a landlubber insultin’ a fine ship, matey! Ha! What a hullabaloo on the high seas of politics!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the former captain of the ship known as the White House, Donald Trump. He be barkin' mad over Vice President Kamala Harris’ meetin’ with the Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, callin’ it a most “terrible and insultin’” affair! Aye, Trump claims she disrespected the fine folks of the Middle East, and even refused to preside over Congress whilst Netanyahu spoke! What a scallywag!

In his raucous ramblings on the social seas of Truth Social, Trump railed that Harris’s clumsiness be prolongin’ the battle with the nefarious Hamas and makin’ it harder to free the hostages. He likened her crew to the landlubbers who humiliated the United States in Afghanistan. Blimey!

Netanyahu be a bit cross too, claimin’ Harris had the gall to mention civilian plight in Gaza, which ruffled his feathers. Meanwhile, the White House be pushin’ back against the grumblings, sayin’ they can’t fathom what the fuss be about. Trump, in his usual bombast, warned Jewish and Catholic mates not to toss their votes to the Democrats, or they might as well be walkin’ the plank! So hoist the sails, for the 2024 seas be stormy indeed! Yarrr!

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