The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, a fiery beast in Northern Cal’fornia be stretchin' 350,000 acres! Blimey, that’s a bonfire fit for Davy Jones!

2024-07-28

Arrr, matey! That fiery beast be the grandest blaze in all the land, and on Saturday's eve, 'twas but a measly 10 percent tamed! Aye, it be settin’ sail fer weeks more, burnin' bright like a pirate’s treasure! Fire in me belly, I say!

Arrr, a fiery beast in Northern Cal’fornia be stretchin' 350,000 acres! Blimey, that’s a bonfire fit for Davy Jones!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with news o’ a fiery beast ravagin’ the land! Aye, the inferno be the grandest blaze this side o’ the seven seas, and on Saturday night, it be a mere 10 percent tamed! Can ye believe it? A fire so fierce, it makes even the fiercest kraken look like a wee fishy!

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