The Booty Report

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Arrr, Kamala be swappin' secrets with three scallywags for the V.P. throne—aye, 'tis a merry bond indeed!

2024-07-28

Arrr, the vice president be ponderin’ a crew of scallywags who once donned the cap of state attorney general! Their past shenanigans might just steer her ship o' decisions in the days to come. Avast, let the jolly rum flow as she charts her course!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale o' the vice president, that fine lass on a quest for a right-hand matey! She be ponderin’ over a band o’ scallywags—men who once donned the noble title of state attorneys general. Aye, these blokes be seasoned in the ways o’ law and order, navigatin’ the treacherous waters o’ the courtroom seas!

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