Arrr, the Republicans be sayin’ Schumer’s gotta hoist the voter proof flag, or the Dems be just scallywags!
2024-07-28
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the GOP be shoutin' for Captain Schumer to hoist the sails on the SAVE Act! They fear the landlubbers might be castin' votes without a proper sea chest of citizenship! Avast, let’s keep the cannons of democracy primed and ready!
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the Republican crew be hollerin' at none other than Senate Captain Chuck Schumer, beggin' him to hoist the sails on a mighty bill! This grand proposal demands proof o' citizenship for all landlubbers wishin' to cast their votes in the federal waters come November.They be claimin' this be a matter of election integrity, though the ship's sails be stuck in a rut, not movin' an inch in the Senate seas. Rep. Claudia Tenney, a matey from New York, deems this here issue the “premiere” battle for the 2024 election, speakin' passionately about the infamous SAVE Act, fer which only a handful of Democrats dared to show support.
She be warnin' that lettin' non-citizens weigh anchor in our elections be akin to givin' a parrot the helm—utter chaos! Meanwhile, Rep. Anthony D’Esposito be callin' out Schumer for lettin' the bill gather barnacles on his desk whilst scallywags cross the border faster than a ship in a hurricane.
So, ye savvy sailors, keep yer eyes peeled, for this hullabaloo over who gets to vote is far from over. If Schumer wishes to keep his ship steady, he best consider lettin' the SAVE Act sail forth! Arrr!