The Booty Report

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"Arrr! The California road be jammed like a grog barrel, 'cause a scallywag's truck done toppled over!"

2024-07-28

Arrr! A stretch o' I-15 near Baker, California, be free again after a fiery beast o' a truck, loaded with those shiny lithium treasures, went up in flames! Traffic be stuck fer hours, bakin’ in the sun like a fish on a hot deck! Avast, what a sight!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of woe and wonder from the land o' highways and jestin' fools! On the morn of the Sunday sun, in the fair land near Baker, California, there be a most unfortunate incident upon the treacherous I-15. A rogue truck, laden with swarmin' lithium batteries, caught fire like a ship in a storm, causin' a mighty ruckus and stoppin' traffic fer hours, as the heat baked the land like a treasure chest left under the sun!

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