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A scallywag from Vegas be in hot water for threatenin' the judge and prosecutor o' Trump’s grand sea trial! Arrr!

2024-07-28

Arrr, mateys! A gavel-wieldin’ judge has tossed Spencer Gear into the brig for threatenin’ the district scribe and the captain of justice, right after Trump’s sails were clipped in that hush-money squabble. Aye, the seas be rough when ye’re handin’ out threats like doubloons!

Avast ye hearty scallywags! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of one Spencer Gear, a rogue who found himself in the clutches o’ the law! Yarr, it be a right peculiar turn o’ events, for a judge, with all the seriousness of a captain weighin’ anchor, ordered Gear to walk the plank into custody. Aye, the judge did declare that Spencer be makin’ threats against both the district attorney and the judge hisself, like a buccaneer threatenin’ to sink a rival ship!

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