Arrr! Ron DeSantis be callin' the scallywags o' the press liars, sayin' they be glossin' over Kamala's misdeeds!
2024-07-28
Arrr, matey! Florida's Captain DeSantis be callin' the scallywags o' the media out, sayin' they're tryin' to polish the ol’ anchor that be Kamala Harris, now that Biden's ship be sinkin' from the 2024 race! A right jolly jest, I say!
Arrr mateys, gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the salty scallywag, Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida! The good governor’s flappin’ his gums ‘bout the mainstream media, havin’ a fit over Vice President Kamala Harris takin’ the helm as the leading wench of the Democratic ship, now that Captain Biden be lyin’ low after his re-election voyage sank.“It be hotter than a cannonball in July ‘round these parts,” he bellowed to Fox News lass Maria Bartiromo, “but brace yerselves for a blizzard of tall tales from the media!” He claims they’ll be swabbin’ the deck to make Harris look like a treasure when she be more like a barnacle on the hull!
DeSantis be linkin’ her to the shipwreck policies of the Biden crew, sayin’ they be tryin’ to patch up the Democratic ship with all the king's horses and men. “This lass be vapid and liberal to boot,” he scoffed, “ownin’ the mess at the border and the inflation storm brewin’!”
With Harris now chartin’ a course against the notorious Captain Trump, the seas be gettin’ rough. Polls show ‘em neck and neck in the battlegrounds, like two ships in a squall! So hoist yer flags and prepare fer a ruckus, for the battle be just settin’ sail! Yarrr!