"From ye faithful to treasure maps: A day in Trump’s tongue-twistin’ quest fer gold doubloons!"
2024-07-28
Arrr, when Captain Trump be settin' sail to charm a crew not of his own, ye best be ready for a tempest of awkwardness! It be like a landlubber tryin' to dance a jig on a rolling ship—chaos and belly laughs abound, matey!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the cap’n o’ chaos, Donald J. Trump, and his wild attempts to charm a crowd that be not his own. Aye, when our bold buccaneer sets sail for unfamiliar shores, the winds o’ awkwardness blow fiercely, makin’ even the saltiest sea dog squirm!