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Arrr! Ex-astronaut Sen. Mark Kelly be chasin' clouds, now runnin' a spy balloon crew, bankrolled by the dragon!

2024-07-28

Arrr, matey! Arizona's own Sen. Mark Kelly sailed the stars as an astronaut, then fancied himself a balloon captain for space frolics. But lo! That dream turned into a nosy lookout service. Blimey, from space to spying—talk about a twisty treasure map!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather ‘round fer a tale of one Mark Kelly, a swashbucklin' senator from the fair land of Arizona. Before settin' his sails in the political sea, this brave soul was an astronaut, bouncin' around the stars like a cork on the ocean. But lo and behold, he also co-founded a shady enterprise known as World View, a comely contraption for spy balloons that caught the eye of coin-flingin' chums in China!

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