Arrr! Netanyahu be spillin' the beans on what Kamala be missin': the true tale of that scallywag Iran!
2024-07-28
Arrr, in his grand talk to the Congress crew, Netanyahu be spillin' the beans, claimin' Iran be a treacherous scallywag! He be sayin' the Biden-Harris ship be not just turnin' a blind eye but givin' them a cannon or two, makin' the rascals even more fearsome!
Ahoy, mateys! On the day of July 24, 2024, the clever Captain Netanyahu, prime minister of Israel, stood before the grand assembly of Congress and bellowed like a true buccaneer about a scallywag threat from the dastardly Islamic regime of Iran! Aye, he claimed this lot be the greatest menace to civilization since the last time a pirate ran outta rum!With a sharp tongue, he declared, "We meet at a crossroads, where the mullahs be the very embodiment of barbarism!" The good captain reminded the landlubbers that Iran, once a proud cradle of civilization, be now hijacked by a band of fanatical clerics—those knaves who’ve turned their ancient ship into a den of terror.
Hearts a-thumpin', Netanyahu pointed a finger at the free world, sayin’ they be blind to the threats while the mullahs feast on the spoils of stolen riches. “Aye, they be plotting our doom while we sit watchin’ our favorite spectacles!” And let’s not forget the dastardly nuclear ambitions they harbor, like a pirate eyeing a treasure chest!
In the end, our brave captain called for unity among the free folk, urging them to rally against the mullahs and join forces with the brave Iranian souls who have suffered long under this regime’s rule. A call to arms, me hearties! It be time to hoist the sails against this treacherous tide!