"Arrr! Biden be summonin' a sea change fer the high court whilst he be in Austin, savvy?"
2024-07-29
Arrr, matey! In his first grand show since tossin’ his hat overboard, Captain Biden be fixin’ to swab the decks of a court that’s as crooked as a three-headed sea serpent, riddled with scallywags and grumblin’ about ethics! A jolly good laugh, it be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale o’ the high seas of politics, where the captain o' the ship, one President Biden, be settin’ sail once more! Yarr, after takin’ a wee break from his campaign, he be makin’ his grand reappearance at a public shindig. With a swagger in his step and a twinkle in his eye, he be tossin’ about some mighty big words!This be no ordinary speech, me hearties! Nay, the good captain be talkin' of overhaulin’ a court that’s as crooked as a three-masted galleon on a stormy night. Aye, this court be filled with scallywags and landlubbers, all caught up in the squabbles of politics and ethics complaints! Why, it be more tangled than a fisherman’s net after a night o’ drinkin’! So, Captain Biden be raisin’ his cutlass, ready to cleave through the knots o’ bureaucracy and set the ship right!
With a hearty laugh and a wink, he be rallyin' the crew—er, I mean, the citizens—t’ join him on this wild adventure! So hoist the sails, me hearties, fer the good ship Democracy be chartin’ a new course, and all hands be needed on deck! Arrr!