The Booty Report

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Arrr, Harris be keepin' the ship sailin’ as the lovey-dovey seas calm, savvy? Avast, the fun's just begun!

2024-07-29

Arrr, matey! The Democrats be fixin’ to crown Kamala Harris as their queen o’ the campaign this week! She be settin’ her sights on pickin’ a trusty mate while takin’ jabs at that scallywag Trump and the landlubber Vance, who be sailin’ the campaign seas!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas o' politics, where the Democrats be settin' sail to crown their fair captain, Kamala Harris! Aye, this week, she be inchin' closer to hoistin' her flag as the nominee, while weighin' anchor on who be joinin' her crew.

With a fierce look in her eye like a sea captain ready fer a storm, she be castin' her sights on swabbin' the decks of her rivals, the notorious scallywags, Donald Trump and JD Vance! These two landlubbers be havin' their own shenanigans, scuttlin' about on the campaign trail like a pair o' drunken barnacles clingin' to the hull of a ship!

As the winds of election blow, Kamala be sharpenin' her cutlass, preparin' to take aim at her foes with words sharper than a shark's teeth. 'Tis a wild ocean out there, where the waves of voter sentiment crash and swirl like a whirlpool of rum! So, hold fast, me hearties, for this be just the beginnin' of a grand adventure on the political seas, where alliances shift like the tides and the treasure o' victory be just outta reach!

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