"Arrr! Those scallywag bureaucrats be tryin' to shush us fishermen, savvy? We won't be muted, matey!"
2024-07-29
Ahoy, mateys! The seafood captains o' America be hoistin' the Jolly Roger 'gainst them landlubber Democrats tryin' to resurrect the cursed Chevron doctrine! Fishermen be claimin’ it be a scallywag's plot to sink their treasure. Arrr, let not the fishin’ nets be doomed, I say!
With a swashbucklin’ bill known as the Stop Corporate Capture Act, these scallywags aim to let bureaucrats run wild like a ship without a captain! Last month, the Supreme Court had a fine rumble, tossin’ the Chevron doctrine overboard, givin’ us fishermen a chance to reclaim our fate from the expert bureaucratic sea monsters!
Now, with the wind turbines at Vineyard Wind fallin’ apart like a ship in a storm, our fishermen be shoutin’ foul! “We warned ye!” they declare, as debris from the wreckage litters the shores. Our trusty leader, Jerry Leeman, be hollerin’ that without the Chevron bilge, we can save our livelihoods from the bureaucratic brigands!
Ye see, mates, this be a battle for our heritage, our jobs, and the good ol’ ocean! If the Democrats win this round, it be smooth sailin’ for 'em, but a rough tide for us fishermen! So hoist the sails and let’s fight for our rights on the high seas of legislation!