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Arrr, Biden be settin' sail to reshape the court, aim'n to carve his name in history's treasure map!

2024-07-29

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Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand happenings on the high seas of politics! First up, President Biden be makin' waves, seekin' to overhaul the Supreme Court, aye, 'tis a bold stroke to leave his mark, like a jolly roger upon a ship!

Then there be Kamala Harris, caught in a tempest o' scrutiny, meetin' with Biden a whopping eighty times! Is she the captain or just a deckhand?

Meanwhile, ol' Trump be sailin' smooth after battlin' a fleet of legal krakens and comin' out on top! But beware, for Google be playin’ tricks, hidin’ results about an attempted mutiny on Trump—what be this sorcery?

In the land of sports, the Paris Olympics be shinin' bright, with Team USA hoistin' medals like treasure chests. And Trump, after dodgin' cannonballs, vows to hold more rallies!

But wait, there be whispers of a spy balloon funded by a far-off land, and fishermen in blue states be raisin’ a ruckus over some bureaucrat’s plans.

So hoist the sails and hold onto yer hats, for the seas of politics be ever choppy, filled with jest and jests aplenty! Yarrr!

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