Arrr! Biden be settin' sail fer term limits fer the high seas o' justice, and no more immunity fer scallywags!
2024-07-29
Arrr, mateys! President Biden be shoutin' from the crow's nest fer term limits fer them Sea Dogs o' the Supreme Court, a proper code o' conduct, and a few chains fer presidential immunity! Aye, he be settin' sail on a new course this fine Monday mornin'!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer the good Captain Biden be makin' waves in the political seas! He be callin' upon Congress to hoist the sails of change, demandin' term limits fer the Supreme Court and a code o' conduct fer them high-seas judges! Aye, he be givin' a grand speech at the LBJ Presidential Library, celebratin' the 60th anniversary of the Civil Rights Act, all while penning an op-ed in the mornin' sun!With the wisdom of a seasoned sailor, Biden be remindin' us that he’s spent more time in the Senate than a seagull at a fishin’ dock! He be callin' the current state o' affairs abnormal, as if a kraken rose from the depths, shakin’ the public’s trust in the court like a ship in a storm!
Aye, he be suggestin’ term limits o’ 18 years fer justices, lettin’ new captains take the wheel every two years. And, he be wantin’ the justices to play fair, disclosin' gifts and avoidin' political hullabaloo, lest they find themselves walkin' the plank!
So, raise a tankard to Biden and his crew, as they chart a course to restore faith in the institutions, fend off presidential mischief, and protect the treasure of democracy! Yarrr!