Arrr, Trump’s a-wantin’ to parley with the FBI ‘bout his close brush with Davy Jones, savvy?
2024-07-29
Arrr, matey! The F.B.I. spun a grand tale of the scallywag, who, like a crafty sea serpent, hid over two dozen shiny cannons and powder kegs under false names! Aye, the rogue be better at concealment than a treasure map in Davy Jones' locker!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale o' treachery and cunning, fit fer the likes of the saltiest sea dogs! The notorious F.B.I., those scallywags of law and order, be spillin' the beans on a rogue who be flatterin' the likes of Blackbeard himself.