Avast, me hearties! The looming danger o' Biden's court scheme be a right stormy squall for our merry crew!
2024-07-29
Arrr, President Joe Biden be settin’ sail on a grand scheme to tinker with the high court’s crew! He be sayin’, “Let’s reshape this ship o’ justice!” Methinks he’s tryin’ to turn the judges into merry swabs. Avast, what a jolly jest that be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the President Joe Biden, who be droppin' out o' the race like a scallywag leavin' a sinking ship. He be prattlin' on 'bout reformin' that there Supreme Court, aye! The crafty left be schemin' to pack it with their own jolly crew of liberal justices, threatenin' the very fabric of our Constitution.Now, ol' Kamala Harris, bless her heart, be openin' the floodgates to court packin' like a ship ready to set sail. If that be happenin’, the independence o’ the judiciary might just walk the plank, and our civil liberties could be tossed into the briny deep. Once upon a time, our captain Biden called such tampering a “bonehead idea,” and shiver me timbers, he might’ve been on to somethin’!
The left be ragin’ like stormy seas over a handful of cases they didn’t like, ready to scuttle the whole ship of justice. Polls reveal that a hearty 91% of landlubbers think an independent judiciary be essential. So hoist the sails, me mateys! We must defend our Supreme Court from the pirates of partisanship, lest we find ourselves adrift without the compass of liberty. Stand tall, or we may all find ourselves walkin’ the plank!