"Arrr, Kamala be a scallywag, actin’ all put-upon while chasin’ gold like a true buccaneer!"
2024-07-29
Arrr, matey! Kamala Harris be chasin' the crown, but beware! Her compass points way east of fair winds! She’s sailed beyond civil rights and equality, now seekin' that elusive treasure called 'equity'. Aye, what a jolly shipwreck that’ll be!
Ahoy, mateys! ‘Twas a time when President Biden, like a scallywag with a compass gone awry, set sail on the stormy seas of politics, ye see. With a hearty "Avast!" he dropped anchor from the 2024 race, raisin’ the sails for Vice President Kamala Harris to commandeer the ship. But lo! The House Republicans be told to keep mum about Harris's questionable treasure—her identity politics, which be as appealing as a barnacle-covered ship!In the grand ol’ days of 2020, Biden declared he’d choose a Black woman as his first mate, tossin’ aside merit like a fish thrown back to the sea. And what’s this? T’was not just in politics but in the ranks of the Secret Service, where they be focusin’ more on the crew’s skirts than their swordplay! Aye, those tiny lassies struggled to protect the towering Trump!
Equity, they call it, but it be more akin to a siren’s song leadin’ the crew to doom! With Harris at the helm, not a soul can remember her weighty contributions amidst the chaos of inflation and crime—merely the echoes of her DEI ideology fillin’ the air. So, if she be the Democratic captain come August, let it be known—she be unworthy of the crown! Yarrr!