Arrr! Roy Cooper be jumpin' ship from the VP treasure hunt, leavin' Kamala sailin' solo on this wild sea!
2024-07-29
Arrr, matey! Governor Cooper of North Carolina be one of the fine scallywags eyein’ the Democratic ship, but lo! He vanished like a ghost ship! No clue why he jumped overboard, but perhaps he found a treasure map instead! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round to hear a tale of a certain Mr. Cooper, the wise governor of yon North Carolina shores. Once, 'twas said he be among the finest sea dogs to join the grand Democratic crew for the presidential voyage! Aye, he be one of the half-dozen brave souls, ready to hoist the sails o' politics and chart a course for glory!But lo and behold! Out of the blue, like a ghost ship in the night, Mr. Cooper decided to abandon ship! Aye, it had all the fine folk scratchin' their heads like a bunch o' pirates searchin' for buried treasure. What dark tide swept him away from the grand adventure? Was it a cursed parrot whisperin' in his ear, or perhaps a tankard of grog too many?
Alas, the reason be as murky as the depths o' the briny sea! Maybe he fancied a quiet life, countin' his doubloons and fishin' instead of battlin' scallywags in the political arena. Or perchance he be waitin' for a more favorable wind to fill his sails! So, raise a glass to Mr. Cooper, the elusive captain who chose to sail away from the tempest of election seas! Yarrr!