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Arrr, matey! Texas scallywag nabbed for icy deeds from '82, but alas, he shuffled off before the court's gavel clanged!

2024-07-29

Arrr, matey! A scallywag from Texas, waitin' fer his day in court fer slayin' two souls, met his maker last week. Aye, 'twas the DNA magic that linked him to the ghostly case! The Abilene crew be spillin' the beans on this treacherous tale!

Ahoy, mateys! In the fair town of Abilene, Texas, there be a tale of a scallywag named Billye Brown, who met his salty fate while awaitin' trial for a double murder from the year of our Lord, 1982! This old sea dog, at the ripe age of 66, shuffled off this mortal coil on July 27, 2024, leavin' behind a tale as murky as the seas of the Caribbean.

Long ago, in the dark days of March 1982, two poor souls, Susanna and her wee lass Franchesca, were found meetin' Davy Jones in a most gruesome manner—strangled and left in their own abode, with foul tidings abound! Billye, the husband, claimed he’d been out fetchin' dinner when he returned to find the bloodshed, yet he seemed less than heartbroken, treatin' the scene like a jest upon the high seas!

After years of ghostly whispers and a cold trail, the lawmen dug up some DNA evidence that pointed a finger at our dear ol' Billye. But alas, before he could face the music, he kicked the bucket, leavin' the case unsolved, like a treasure map without an "X" to mark the spot! The Abilene Police still be seekin' justice for the lost souls, for it be a pirate's duty to right the wrongs of the past, aye!

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