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Arrr, matey! Harris be likin’ ICE to the KKK, claimin’ Border Patrol be stirrin’ memories of the gallows!

2024-07-29

Arrr, matey! VP Harris be stirrin' the cauldron, likenin' ICE to the scallywag KKK and their agents to landlubbin' slavers! Blimey, she’s takin' the fight to the high seas of rhetoric—better hoist the sails o' common sense before we be lost at sea!

Arrr mateys! Let me spin ye a yarn 'bout Vice President Harris, who be causin' quite the ruckus on the high seas o’ politics! As both senator and second-in-command, she be comparin' the Homeland Security crew to the infamous KKK, which be a mighty bold claim! In a grand ol' Senate session back in 2018, she had a tussle with a lad named Ronald Vitiello, askin' if he saw any likeness 'twixt ICE and the Klan. He insisted he saw none, much to the chagrin o’ the pirate crew!

Then in 2021, she got involved in a flap over Border Patrol lads on horseback, who she claimed treated human beings poorly during a migrant surge. Harris, with her words sharper than a cutlass, stirred the pot, suggestin' those agents’ actions echoed the dark days of slavery! While she didn’t call them whip-wielders directly, her comments sent waves through the ranks of Border Patrol, who were none too pleased.

Even after the dust settled and investigations proved the allegations false, Harris stood firm, steerin’ her ship toward the shores of immigration reform, claimin' she’d fight for solutions to strengthen the border. Aye, this be a tale of controversy on the political sea, with Harris sailin’ her ship through treacherous waters, and the sharks circlin’ close behind! Arrr!

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