Arrr! Biden be sayin' Trump’s immunity be a perilous sailin’, settin' course fer wild SCOTUS waters, matey!
2024-07-29
Arrr, President Biden be settin' sail on a grand adventure, callin' fer Congress to hoist the Jolly Roger on the Supreme Court! He be wishin' fer term limits and a new code o' conduct, as if they be a crew o' scallywags! Avast, what a ruckus! 🍻
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye tales o' the great President Biden, who be callin’ upon the mighty Congress to set sail on a grand reform voyage! He be hollerin’ fer "bold" terms fer the Supreme Court, like a cap’n demandin’ a new code o’ conduct and term limits, lest the justices turn into old sea dogs, lost at sea! Arrr!At the LBJ Library, where history be echoing like the howls of a ghost ship, Biden bellowed that the court’s recent rulings be threatenin’ the very sails o’ civil rights. He lamented over cases like Roe v. Wade, which he believes be makin’ a dangerous precedent, like givin’ a scallywag a cutlass! “This court be wieldin’ an unchecked agenda,” he cried, callin’ the immunity for former captains—ahem, presidents—a downright affront!
With a twinkle in his eye, he proposed a scheme to limit them judges to 18 years of service, like a good ol’ pirate crew changin’ captains every couple o’ voyages. He also urged fer transparency, demandin’ justices to declare their treasures and keep clear from political squabbles! Yet, the winds of Congress be blowin’ cold, with House Speaker Johnson sayin’ such changes be "dead on arrival." But Biden be not deterred, settin’ course fer reform like a determined pirate on the high seas! Yarrr!