"Arrr, matey! ‘White Dudes’ be the jolly shout fer Kamala, a right curious rally fer landlubbers!"
2024-07-30
Arrr! A merry gathering o' 60,000 scallywags callin' themselves "White Dudes for Harris" be showin' the wide seas o' support fer her quest! Aye, the party be learnin' to poke fun at its own barnacles, havin' a jolly ol' time on the high seas o' politics!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this most curious tale of politics on the high seas of the Internet! A band o' 60,000 self-proclaimed “White Dudes for Harris” set sail on a video call, hoisting the sails of Democratic support for their fair candidate, Kamala Harris. Aye, ‘tis a sight to behold, a mighty fleet of landlubbers gatherin’ in a digital port, ready to chart a course for victory!What be the jest, ye ask? Well, it seems the jolly crew o’ Democrats be learnin’ to tickle their own funny bones, makin’ merry with their own shenanigans. As they gathered on the call, laughter echoed like cannon fire across the sea, showin’ that even the most serious of political matters can be lightened with a jest or two. “Avast, mateys!” they might’ve cried, “Let’s navigate these waters with a hearty laugh and a wink!”
So, hoist yer flags and don yer eye patches, for the winds be blowin’ favorably for ol’ Harris! With a crew as wild as this, who knows what treasure they might find at the end of their political voyage? Aye, mayhaps a future of unity and mirth awaits in the grand seas of democracy! Yarrr!