Arrr! Trump’s maiden ad be takin’ aim at Harris, callin’ her a landlubber on the immigration seas! Ha har!
2024-07-30
Arrr, matey! This here tale be showin’ on the magic box in six squabblin’ lands, as the ex-captain seeks to hoist the immigration flag, long before that scallywag Kamala climbed the ranks o’ the Democrats. Aye, the seas be murky indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a crafty endeavor by the former captain of the ship o’ state! Aye, this clever seadog be settin' his sights on six battleground ports, a.k.a. states, where the winds of fortune be ever blowin'! With a television spot that be flashin' brighter than a treasure map, he be makin' waves on the seas of immigration, long before that lass Kamala Harris took the helm of the Democratic galleon!