Arrr, Biden be servin' the scallywag left’s treasure hoard, playin' tricks with the court like a jolly ol' sea dog!
2024-07-30
Arrr, me hearties! Critics be squawkin’ that Captain Biden be settin' sail fer radical waters, tryin' to please the rowdy Democrats, when his crew once claimed to be a bunch o' moderate seadogs! Aye, the tides be turnin’ on this ol’ ship!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the landlubber President Biden, who be takin' a sharp turn into the treacherous waters of court reforms! Once hailed as a moderate captain of the Democrat ship, he now caters to the raucous voices of the left. Aye, on a recent morn, he set sail with Vice President Harris, callin' fer term limits and rules to keep the Supreme Court on the up and up.In his missive, Biden claimed to cherish the ol' Constitution but quoth, "What be happenin' now ain't normal, and it be makin' the public doubt our mighty court!" The winds have surely shifted, for this be the same scallywag who once deemed court packing as a “bonehead idea.” Yet here he be, endorsin' plans from the farthest reaches of his party’s deck!
Critics be laughin' and callin' it a desperate ploy to appease the treasure-seekers of dark money groups, while others proclaim this be a declaration of war against the very foundations of our governance! So hoist the sails, me hearties, for the political sea be churnin’ with controversy, and the fate of the Supreme Court hangs in the balance! Yarrr!