Arrr, the cursed grand spectacle o' the Olympics be a jolly mess o’ pomp 'n circumstance, matey!
2024-07-30
Arrr, the Paris Olympic Committee be claimin’ the gold in the art of jestin’ at holy times, aye! They be makin' a mockery of the sacred like a scallywag at a Sunday service. Aye, 'tis a fine treasure for the treasure chest of nonsense!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears! The Paris Olympic Committee be hoistin’ the Jolly Roger with their latest display o’ mockery, parading a nude blue man on a plate, and paradin’ a drag queen Last Supper! Aye, they be takin’ the gold in the art of bigoted buffoonery, makin’ a right mess o’ sacred moments.Let’s not forget the L.A. Dodgers, who took a swing at nuns with their “Little Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.” They be now sittin’ pretty with the silver, but the Olympic spectacle be a whole ‘nother level o’ sacrilege, threatenin’ the honor of our Lord like a drunken sailor at a tavern brawl!
With an A+ in gaslightin’, the Committee tweeted about the absurdity o’ violence while ignorin’ that the Greek god Dionysus was known for tearin’ foes to bits! Oopsie daisy!
Meanwhile, in the land o’ the “Eldest Daughter of the Church,” anti-Catholic violence be raisin’ its ugly head, with radicals settin’ churches ablaze and scrawlin’ blasphemies everywhere. Yer lookin’ at a storm brewin’ across the high seas of Europe and America, where church attacks be on the rise!
The Olympic crew be mockin’ our faith instead of addressin’ real threats! It’s a swashbucklin’ display of bigotry, and we won’t be fooled by their flashy antics! Arrr, let’s keep our eyes peeled and our faith strong, me hearties!