Arrr! Trump be claimin’ if ye cast yer lot fer him, Christians won’t need to hoist the vote flag again!
2024-07-30
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklin’ ex-captain o’ the land, in a chinwag with Fox News, wouldn’t budge an inch! He boldly declared that if he be elected, “the ship o’ state be fixed,” and ye scallywags' votes be as useless as a barnacle on a treasure chest!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a former captain of the ship o’ state, who recently found himself squawkin' on the Fox News vessel. This buccaneer, with a swagger fit for the high seas, declared he ain't takin' back his words, no sir! He be insistin’ that if he be reinstated as captain o’ the nation, all will be right in the world, and the crew's votes be as useful as a wooden leg in a storm!