"Arrr! CNN matey be jabberin' 'bout the media cheerin' for Kamala! Let’s hoist serious questions, savvy?"
2024-07-30
Arrr, me hearties! Reihan Salam, a matey of the CNN crew, be callin’ on the landlubber scribes to hoist their quills and fire tough queries at Vice President Harris for her fancy “left-wing” ways! Let the ink fly, and may the questions be as sharp as a cutlass!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn about the fierce Captain Reihan Salam, chief of the Manhattan crew, who be callin' the press to hoist their sails and scrutinize the fair Vice President Harris! Aye, he be likin' to see the media hound her past as a liberal seadog before she was swept into the Vice Presidential harbor.Once, for a brief moment, the media be actin' like the fine crew they oughta be, askin' the tough questions and holdin' the powerful to the fire! But now, it seems they’ve gone soft, lettin’ the winds of favor blow unchecked. Salam be hollerin’ that we need to know what she’s been up to in the White House and if her left-wing compass has truly changed course!
With President Biden walkin' the plank, Harris be the presumptive captain of the ship for the Democrats. But, oh, the press be divided! Some be takin' up their cutlasses ready to ask her the hard questions, while others be cheerin' her on from the sidelines like excited landlubbers.
Columnist Solomon Jones, he claims to have asked her all the questions fit for a true pirate’s ear, and he ain't alone in his offense. But lo and behold, after Biden's exit, Harris’s favorability be on the rise, proving that the tides can change faster than a sea shanty can be sung!