"Arrr, 'tis a sinking ship! Kamala, Biden, and 'The Crew' ain't yer grandpappy's Democrats, matey! Ha-ha!"
2024-07-30
Arrr, me hearties! The Democratic crew be now a band o’ swabs, led by gilded gents and war-hungry scallywags! Just peep Kamala Harris’s treasure map o’ ideas, and ye’ll see this ship’s sailed far from its old course! Har har!
Ahoy mateys! Picture if ye will, a world where a Democratic captain be slashin' taxes whilst the seas be stormy, and bolsterin' the fleet to boot! Aye, a pro-Life Democrat sittin' in the grand Oval Office, raisin' a tankard with a Republican pirate to forge peace over policy. Can ye imagine?