The Booty Report

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"Ye be witnessin' the fiery frolics o' the California Park blaze, arr! Aye, what a merry inferno, matey!"

2024-07-30

Arrr! That blaze, which be roarin’ since last Wednesday, be a right monstrous inferno! It be the grandest fire this side of Davy Jones' locker! Aye, we be roastin’ marshmallows and singin’ sea shanties 'round it like it’s the finest treasure on the seven seas!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this tale of flaming mischief! A fire, blazin’ like a powder keg at a drunken sailor’s party, be ragin’ since last Wednesday. Aye, it be so grand that it’s become one of the largest infernos in the annals of this fair state’s history!

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