Ahoy! Arizona matey who claimed 2020 treasure was fair, now finds himself walkin' the plank in the primary seas!
2024-07-31
Arrr, matey! Stephen Richer, the scribe o’ Maricopa County, be catchin’ a storm o’ scorn from the Republican crew fer standin’ tall fer the fair winds o’ voting! He be battlin’ the scallywags spreadin’ tall tales ‘bout the 2020 treasure hunt! Aye, what a ruckus ‘tis!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearty mates, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a landlubber named Stephen Richer, the recorder of Maricopa County, settin' sail in the fair port of Phoenix! This scallywag be takin' on a perilous voyage, defendin' the treasure of truth in the face of stormy seas churned up by those pesky Republicans.Now, these landlubbers be throwin' false claims like cannonballs 'bout the great election of two-thousand and twenty, tryin' to sink the fine vessel of democracy! But fear not, for Stephen, with the bravery of a true pirate captain, stood firm at the helm, shoutin' "Nay!" to the liars and charlatans who sought to muddy the waters.
With a parrot on his shoulder, he be squawkin' the virtues of the state’s votin' system, defendin' it against the treacherous tides of misinformation. Alas! The Republican crew took umbrage at ol’ Stephen’s gallant efforts, callin' him all manner of names, but he be as steadfast as a ship in a storm. So raise yer tankards to this brave recorder, who sailed through tempests of criticism, keepin' the flag of truth flyin’ high! Arrr!