Arrr, matey! Khamenei be sayin' it’s his pirate’s honor to seek vengeance fer that scallywag Haniyeh’s untimely demise!
2024-07-31
Avast, me hearties! The grand poobah of Iran, Ali Khamenei, be declaimin’ it’s the landlubber's duty to seek vengeance for the fall of that Hamas scallywag, Ismail Haniyeh, who met his fate in Tehran! Arrr, the seas be a-tumblin' with the promise of revenge, savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round for the tale of one Ali Khamenei, the Supreme Leader o' Iran, who be callin' fer vengeance like a true scallywag after the foul deed of assassinin' Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh right in Tehran's own lair! Khamenei, with his beard a-flappin', declared it be Iran's noble duty to avenge their fallen guest who met his untimely end whilst celebratin' a new president!"The dastardly Zionists have martyred our dear matey!" he howled, as if his ship be sunk. "But fear not, for they be preparin' a harsh punishment for themselves!" Aye, he spun a yarn of Haniyeh bein' a brave soul, ready to dance with death for the glory of God and the safety of his brethren, bless 'em!
With three days of mournin' declared, Khamenei be stirrin' the pot o' revenge, while all eyes be pointin' at the Israeli crew, who be known fer their secret assassinations. Meanwhile, the U.S. be tryin' to play peacemaker, swearin' to defend Israel if the cannons start firin'. But that won't stop Hamas from shoutin' that this here assassination be a grave provocation! So hoist the sails, me mateys, for the winds of war be blowin' fierce! Arrr!